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Masturbate for Love: Using Self-Love to End Conflict

 
 
from http://www.masturbateforpeace.com

 

"There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict."

 
War is silly, whack your willy
 
War's no joke, stop and stroke!
 
Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
 
War is out, pound your trout
 
Touch your sack, not Iraq
 
My bush doesn't declare war
 
Rub your snake for peace's sake
 
War is unpleasant, tickle your pheasant
 
Give your Bush the finger!
 
Fire your Peter, not your 8 millimeter
 
Wank, Spank, Stop that Tank
 
War is dumb, beat yourself numb
 
Peace is the goal, stroke your pole
 
Peace: a stroke of genius
 
We won't reach peace until you release
 
Three times a day keeps war at bay
 
Ban war, jerk some more
 
Don't be Bush's flunky, spank your monkey
 
War is evil, wank your weasel
 
War's funky, spank your monkey
 
There's no time for war if you yank 'til you're sore
 
Save our nation through masturbation
 
Don't send troops to die, give masturbation a try
 
War can wait, masturbate!
 
War is fickle, tickle your pickle
 
No military rank comes close to a wank
 
Solve global issues with a tissue
 
War's no joke, stop and stroke!
 
     
 

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