from http://www.masturbateforpeace.com

"There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict."

War is silly, whack your willy

War's no joke, stop and stroke!

Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East

War is out, pound your trout

Touch your sack, not Iraq

My bush doesn't declare war

Rub your snake for peace's sake

War is unpleasant, tickle your pheasant

Give your Bush the finger!

Fire your Peter, not your 8 millimeter

Wank, Spank, Stop that Tank

War is dumb, beat yourself numb

Peace is the goal, stroke your pole

Peace: a stroke of genius

We won't reach peace until you release

Three times a day keeps war at bay

Ban war, jerk some more

Don't be Bush's flunky, spank your monkey

War is evil, wank your weasel

War's funky, spank your monkey

There's no time for war if you yank 'til you're sore

Save our nation through masturbation

Don't send troops to die, give masturbation a try

War can wait, masturbate!

War is fickle, tickle your pickle

No military rank comes close to a wank

Solve global issues with a tissue

War's no joke, stop and stroke!